monkeycrap's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- man it's been awhile... Big shout out to all. I'm back. Heh but i'm not goin to write anything much, cos, well, i just don't feel like doing so. So far, the exams have been pretty, as the carpenters put it, "SCREWED up". Beginning to worry bout my future here. Yes i know, take things as it is, it'll be a-ok, life is good, i'm loving it, blah blah blah. Well. I think how i'm feeling can be summed up in one word. ARRRRRGH. Got a few questions from my friend's blog. Since i've nothing more to say, i'll proceed to answer them. Readers should do so too. Oh btw, if u've got the time, go catch Hossan Leong's live stand-up act. It's damn good. Damn freakin good. 1. Have you ever been in love? BFD(big fat duhhhh). This is a very bad question, as its main purpose (to me at least) is to tell u blatently in ur face that u suck in the area of relationships. (Note: The questioner asked 'have u ever' instead of 'are u'. What an ass.) 2. How do you know its love? Ren shi jian, qing wei he wu? I think its pretty hard to tell. After all, its supposed to be natural. For a detailed explanation, refer to holland v. 3. What makes you fall in love? When u realise that there's actually someone who can click with u. Someone special. It's the chemistry, man. Without it no love bug can be synthesized. Alternatively u can just blame it on hormones. 4. What turns you on (at 1st sight)? At first sight? So must be physical attributes right... Erm. Nice hair. Sweet smile. Deep set eyes. A little on the nerdish side maybe...haha braces are cute. Ok better not continue on, if not some pple will start rambling on about how guys are 'hum sup'. 5. Are you the jealous type? Yes and no. Yes when i'm truthfully answering this question, no when i'm not. 6. Body or brains? Body would be a plus factor. Brains? As in the mwahahaha-i-know-how-to-derive-this-formula-and-that-makes-me-oh-so-hot kind? No thanks. 7. Do looks matter? The only people who would answer 'no' to this question would be the real despos. But looks ain't everything la... Especially when ur not full of it urself. 8. What turns you off? As cliche as it seems, act-cuteness. A little attention seeking, boing-ing here and there, yeah sure, why not? But not those psuedo japs who go round flashing the victory 'V' sign after taking each bite of their psuedo sushi. I'd rather date someone who goes round flashing the middle finger. Or flashing, for that matter. Oops. 9. The perfect date? Aiyoh, so many scenarios la! On the beach taking a romantic stroll, moonlight evening watching the bright lights of the cityscape, on the apex of a chilean mountain range sipping wine, watching the world go by at a parisian sidewalk cafe, just the 2 of us on the deck of a cruiseship staring into nothingness and into the bright future ahead, outside a roadside beef noodle stall on a stormy night haha... Actually if its the one u really love, every date would be a perfect date. 10. What do you have that will make a person fall for u? Banana peels. 11. Do you still believe in courtship? Well, i think if the person really doesn't feel anything for ya, then its pretty futile to try to make him/her reciprocate ur feelings right. Not to mention a tad unnatural. But of course there's no harm trying if there's a little uncertainty here and there heh. 12. Flowers or chocolates? Both. They complement each other. 13. Kiss on the first date? Well if the atmosphere's right... 14. Sex on the first date? PLEASE!!! You don't have sex on the first date!! You have sex BEFORE the first date!! Haha ok la kidding. 15. What would you do if you find out that your girlfriend/ boyfriend is cheating on you? Wallow in self pity, engage in self blame, wish her all the best, and don't friend her anymore. 16. Have you ever cheated on someone? Yeah while playing poker. 17. Fling or long term relationship? Long term. When we're age 50, the feeling should be the same as age 15. That's pretty idealistic don't ya reckon? 18. What do you think of holding hands in public? Nothing wrong with it. 19. What do you think of kissing in public? There's no need to proclaim ur love by engaging in a passionate liplock while at the same time taking up twice the mrt carriage space. 20. What if your girlfriend/boyfriend is a smoker? I'm ambivalent. But i think vicious bronchiatal coughing spoils romantic beach walks. I'll probably help her to quit. 21. Ever fell in love with a friend of the same sex? Don't think so. 22. What would a girl/guy have to do to win your heart? Nothing. I think it ain't right to set these kinda expectations. If it happens, it happens. 1:55 a.m. - 2003-11-22 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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