monkeycrap's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the superficial side It's 12.30 am and i've just reached home. Been quite an eventful day. Went to the library in the morning to get some books. Hey, do any of you know what's the most irritating thing that can happen to you while looking for books? Yeah its having a stomachache. Damn it man and it had to happen today. And at a freaking time when the entire freaking neighbourhood had to be using the freaking library toilet at the very same time. I was left with the kids cubicle. It was sad man. I mean the toilet bowl was so small, like some cute dainty 14th century feet washing artifact. I felt like some malibu barbie doll (toilet paper not included), only that this barbie here had the added loose bowels feature. But hey, what's a desperate guy to do? Fortunately it was just a minor discomfort due to the coffee i had this morning, and not some gastrointestinal revolution. My gosh if it had been diarrohea, i wouldn't dare imagine the outcome. Let's just say that the kids toilet would need major renovation works. But seriously, i've been through quite a lot of shitty escapades, many of which is unbloggable due to the possibility of it inducing disgust from readers. Let's just say that i've been a patron of all sorts of public toilets, from those with auto soap dispensers to those with auto shit dispensers. And toilet bowls are optional in some of them. Went for band, after meeting nut to pass notes. Band prac was intense man. Today our conductor decided to cut parts, for the competition. Really demoralised a lot of people. Can tell. Actually for me, quite demoralising too. I was assigned a one player part, only to be told 5 mins later that 2 people would play it. Which means that standard's not there yet. Quite disappointing la. But of course, optimistically speaking, I would have someone to blame for the screw ups. Yeah! But not everyone was that indifferent bout it. My friend practiced so hard, just to get the entire part cut out. And what made it worse was that the conductor did not tell him directly that he wasn't up to it, but blamed it on his instrument. No one blames their own tools. It didn't help that he spent $5000 bucks on his instrument. He was almost in tears man. And my poor junior. She worked damn hard. Damn freaking hard. And poof, all come to naught. She's not to play half of the piece. From her sarcastic tone and all, can tell that she was really really disappointed. And to think that many people think band's just about stoning for 7 hours a week. Actually it is la heh. But still, there's other aspects as well. Really didn't know how to console them, so just decided to stay silent and listen to them. Went for nyp/ntu/vjc concert today, with burger. Vong, nice job, nyp sounded much better than the last time. Vjc sounded damn impressive, especially their rendition of 'japanese graffiti', conducted by their student conductor, fontane. Wow. Had a damn damn meaningless and superficial conversation with burger. But it was damn fun talking to him. 2 ex-band QMs joking around. It went something like this. (after talking about tenguin...) Me: Eh but he's quite ok la, i've stopped insulting or laughing at him already. Burger: Cease fire ah? Me: No la, must be a good nice spiritual guy wat... Burger: Wah. Ok let's see who else in your class. Oh how bout that girl with the exponential face? Me:What? Burger: One of the couples la. The one where the boyfriend follows her around. Me: Oei don't be so bad la, she's quite ok to talk to wat. My class people are all quite nice la, after thinking about it. B: Yeah but i can't help it. Her face see already must smack. Dunno why. It's just plain smackable. Me: Hahaha...(tells story about her, her alternative life, joke a little about her...) B: And merv, he seriously got some problem. Going so crazy over shoe. Me: Hey not bad wat, he managed to say a few words to her. About 5 words? B: Hahaha. Me: Eh got chance la, it may progress to 6 words in the future. And 'love' may be one of the words. B: As in 'I'll love it if you go away?' Me: ..... (AFTER CONCERT...) Me: Wow. Look at that person over there. Does she look good or what? Wow. B: Yeah. Eh i thought u were supposed to be spiritual? Me: Nope. B: What? Me: Oops what did i say? Sorry it was a reflex action. B: (repeats question and answer) Me: It's all your fault. You bring me to evil place to see evil people. Wow. B: You can bring horse to water but cannot make it drink. Me: Yeah if only water looked this good. B: So u wanna go out and look for somemore water? Me: Hell yeah. (OUTSIDE) B: Whoa! Water everywhere! Look! Hot water! Me: Whoa. Look at that old lady. B: That's stale water. Me: Whoa. Indian men approaching. One's called apu, the other nehneh. B: Hahaha. Me: Right. Concentrate on the water. Ok i know, i've just proved myself as a superficial low-lifer. Oh well. It's ok to do stupid things. Will stop crapping here. Cheers. 12:27 a.m. - 2003-07-13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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